Wednesday, June 4, 2014

My thoughts on: Famous in 12

Hello people of the internet! You know for the longest time I believed that Harvey Levin, creator and host of the celebrity news network TMZ, had sold his soul to the devil. I mean how else could he have possibly gain his fame? When you get down to the bare bones TMZ is nothing but a bunch of sad, bitter, "journalist"-and I use that term extremely lightly-making fun and criticizing celebrities for every single thing they do. It's disgusting, not funny, and  completely against America's sensibility so it only make sense that old Harv damned his mortal soul to hell in order for the Dark Prince to bewitch us into watching it!

But now that I have seen Mr. Levin's newest "reality"-I also use that term lightly-TV show, Famous in 12, I realize that I was wrong. The truth is Mr. Levin didn't need to sell soul to the devil because HE IS THE DEVIL!

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Look readers, look and know the face of  pure evil
Why do I think this? Because only the lord of darkness could create a show as disgusting, low, and unashamedly skanky as Famous in 12.  In the Artigas family is taken to hollywood in order to become famous with the help of the father of lies himself Harvey Levin. The mother wants to be an erotic fiction writer, the Dad Mike, to become a DJ; Taliah, the eldest daughter, to dance; Jameelah, her younger sister, to be a model. But the catch to this show is that the family only have  twelve weeks to get famous or they have to go back home
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From left: Aamina, Maariyah El-Shabazz, Mike Artiaga Jr, Dove Artiaga, Mike Artiaga Sr., Angie Artiga, Jameelah El-Shabazz, Grandpa Joel, Taliah Martin, Jordan, Grandma Lina


Now, one might wonder how the hell anybody could become so famous in such a short timeline? If you said through hard work, dedication, and honest to God talent then you would be wrong! For according to Mr. Levin-at least in the girl's case-the only way the Artiaga family to hit it big is to be complete whores. I'm not kidding, Mr. Levin  in  his very first meeting with the family basically tells the girls that there talent will mean nothing unless they have sex with a celebrity, film it, and have it "accidentally"  leaked to the press. He even had them meet with the king of sex tapes Ray J, though they said it was completely unplanned.


This is all I could do the whole time 



 To make it worst TMZ tried to cover up this blatant cash grab by calling it a "social experiment". I know that this is total bull because if it was actually a social experiment the Mr. Levin would actually care about these people and he doesn't. He doesn't care that the pressure and stigma of fame might tear this family apart. He doesn't care that these three beautiful girls could be taken advantage of and abused because they listened to his advice. He doesn't care that he is validating the belief that nowadays you don't need actual talent to become famous, just a nice pair of tits and video camera! Harvey Levin is not some avant garde visionary who is going to show us the pitfalls and dark underbelly of Hollywood, he's just an oily version of President Snow; sitting back and watching as these people tear each other apart for his own sick amusement! The show even says they don't care if we love or hate this family!



Trust me, the odds will never be in your favor


But unlike that movie there is no Jennifer Lawrence character who will stand up to this douche and free us from his tyranny. It's up to us to put a stop to this because this show is proof that "reality" TV has gone too far. The madness seeped into beauty pageants, and hair salons, and even doctors office! It has taken the struggle and pain of groups of people and turned it into a spectacle to be laughed at and mocked. I swear on everything that I believe in that I will never watch another episode of Famous in 12 and I urge you to do the same.

Sources from:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2014/06/02/famous-in-12/9774869/

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